Young Polar Bear

“There’s this young polar bear….Goes up to its mother and asks, Mummy, am I a real polar bear?” Mummy replies, “Course you are. You’ve got white fur, you’ve got claws, you live in the Arctic and you eat fish. Why do you ask?” Young polar bear replies, “Because I’m fucking freezing.”

-From the novel Black Widow by Christopher Brookmyre

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